So, what's up with Keith?

Well I'm glad you asked as of yesterday it's surgery 3, Keith 0

1. April - four wisdom teeth removed. And the broth and soup abounded, along with the saltwater gargling, and there was much annoyance, and the clam and the rutebega rejoiced. Apparently this little procedure should have been done when was I in college the first time.
2. July - Laparoscopic Cholecystectomy - pumped with air and cauterized - oh boy.
3. Yesterday - outpatient surgery to remove subcutaneous fat nodules. Yay, I've had my chest shaved 2x this year.

Well so far I think I'm making myself uninsurable, no oncology, or anything horrid, just persistant bad luck and aging.